YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!

That's what HR said. Ok. It wasn't that harsh. But it sure did sting.

I got laid. HA! Kidding. I got laid off. Yeah I know. In this economy. And it toooooootallyyyyy sucks. I mean, it wasn't the most glamorous job. Actually, I hated it. I joked with my coworkers that if we were given the choice to stay or leave, I would leave. And lo and behold, fair blog reader! I hath goteth the ax...eth.

Most people would be like, "Sweet. I can take some time, collect unemployment, and chill." Oh no. Not this homo. I NEED a job. I am so bored it's unreal. I have seen almost every episode of How I Met Your Mother and have read like 5 books. One upside is that I am slowly becoming a better chef (which I hope does not entail me becoming larger, cause I ain't playing that game). I'm also working out more. I guess that's somewhat self-affirming. But I just can't help feeling a tad bit like a loser. Just the slightest bit though, because I'm pretty freakin' fabulous.

So I spend 2 to 3 hours a day applying to jobs. All kinds of jobs, this chick isn't picky. Something will come up. Hopefully I won't have to work the streets...again. Ha! Just kidding again! (Sorry baby, you know I don't do that). Oh yeah, I have a wonderful boyfriend now who has my whole entire heart. He helps me through these trying times. We like to quote It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Steel Magnolias. Yup, we are sickeningly adorable. So sue me. One of him only comes around once in a lifetime.

So even though things seem to be going in a slow downward spiral to oblivion, I think they will be looking up. As long as I can pay da billz. I'm using this period of stagnant boredom as a chance to make some changes and mayhap land a job I actually give a shit about. And knowing my track record, that's going to be tough. Most jobs I start don't last much longer than a fifteen year old girl's first monthly gift (or any ensuing gifts she may receive). I hope I stay at this next job, whatever it may be, long enough to at least put it on my resume.

Alright, blog. There. I've updated you. Can you stop nagging me to post on you now? No? Ok fine. I'll stick to it this time. Sorry for neglecting you like crack addict's baby. I'll be better. <3